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Good night at the pub:))) someone talk!!

beth.carr
Having a v chilled day today, practicing some theory tests, wooo 👍
Anonymous
I want to fuck you from behind up against a top floor window.
Me

well i want endless amounts of money, 4000 miniature dachshunds and chris evans to ask for my hand in marriage but we dont always get what we want

just-that-british-lad
Can I just say that you're rather pretty :)!
Me

Thank you :)

moldedcheese replied to your post: anonymous said:Your tits are huge…

I believe thats the best come back I’ve heard in ahile, made me spit my tea out

ahaha thank you, sorry for your tea

Anonymous
Your tits are huge!!
Me

so is that dick on your head

Boredddd.
Anonymous
i would fuck the shit out of you.
Me

there are easier and more pleasant ways for me to excrete than having sex with you

smashing-yng-man
can i av some of ur special k?
Me

ya

wud u lyk; oats and honey, chocolate or just plain

cus my house is like a special k factory m8y

was that bloke from belarus singing about cheesecake? ahahah

thecroftelement-deactivated2014
omg y u so awesome.
Me

bby i was born this way

lvl4lapras
Can I touch ur butt
Me

no

I’ve just witnessed a man so high he tried to scratch at and lick the posters with food on the side of a bingo hall lmfao

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