I want to fuck you from behind up against a top floor window.
well i want endless amounts of money, 4000 miniature dachshunds and chris evans to ask for my hand in marriage but we dont always get what we want
i would fuck the shit out of you.
there are easier and more pleasant ways for me to excrete than having sex with you
wud u lyk; oats and honey, chocolate or just plain
cus my house is like a special k factory m8y
was that bloke from belarus singing about cheesecake? ahahah
I’ve just witnessed a man so high he tried to scratch at and lick the posters with food on the side of a bingo hall lmfao